I'm A Rockstar Ninja

The Rockstar Ninja eats regular Rockstars and Ninjas for breakfast, then ejects them after lunch. The Rockstar Ninja does not wax on or wax off, he kicks some ass.

The Rockstar Ninja does not proclaim himself a Rockstar Ninja, you will know him when you die in your sleep because he removed your margin:0 auto. The Rockstar Ninja walks among you, eating your Doritos when you aren’t looking.

The Rockstar Ninja does not see CSS, he sees blondes, brunettes, and redheads. The Rockstar Ninja does not need to clear:both, he cleared them at birth, with his left testicle.

The Rockstar Ninja can kill you with a single float.

88 Comments:

Nitesh
July 7th

[ The Rockstar Ninja can kill you with a single float ]

ha ha ha ha ultimate.. i liked it.

michielvoo
July 7th

A real ninja would have hist opacity set to 0…

tom
July 7th

the rockstar ninja killed me with a hover!

Jack Hammer
July 7th

Wow You are so cool. I bet you can bitch slap Chuck Norris.

MB
July 8th

I see you have fixed the validation errors. I also see that you were too chicken to approve my original comment – and probably this one. A true Rock Star would have approved them and then thanked me for taking the time to point out your errors.

John
July 8th

Thank you so much for pointing out the 2 errors, both of which were generated and multiplied by Wordpress functions. Where would I be without you? I’m definitely not a Rockstar or a Ninja, you sir, are the winner

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- Michael Savage
  July 20th
  
  Haha. What a douche.

mrhaw
July 8th

“sees blondes, brunettes, and redheads” That is how a true geek sees it. )

Duncan
July 9th

This is hilarious! I was wondering where my Doritos were going – NOW I KNOW!!

Andrew Ackroyd
July 10th

Volume: 11 lol. classic!

chuck
July 14th

Not sure what the point of this site is but it’s f#cking hilarious!!!!!

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Isaac
July 16th

Should it be “Do it or the Rockstar Ninja will sacrifice all your :children”. We’re doing CSS3 I hope?

Also, the “<<Older Comments" link at the end of the comments needs some padding/margin increasing above it – it currently overlaps with the date from the latest comment.

I am loath to post this comment as there are currently 69, so no need to publish this if you want to pretend that you noticed these errors yourself

PS. For continuity and better CSS, "staffsize: bigger than yours" should probably be "staff-size: greaterthan(.you);" or something. Love the piss-take btw. But threats will not make me RT it.

Josh
July 16th

This is great!!! Attack: Now;

Stephen
July 16th

Can’t… stop… laughing…

Alexis
July 17th

Haha! -.-, oy vey.

Wazdesign
July 17th

Really cool , Intro

Siedrix
July 20th

The RockstarNinjas hides behind regular expressions.

Webdesign Wittenberg
July 21st

The Burner…i like it…yeahh…

Chris O'Donnell
July 22nd

Interesting. It seems the point of this site is to give real ninjas a bad name. You’re getting yourselves in shit here, guys.

Someguy Frommumbai
July 24th

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Jarvis88
July 27th

Brilliant!! Was ROFLing for half an hour!!!!!!! LOL!!!

Karl Bowers
July 31st

Nice one John,I like it! Very good!
I’m thinking of a certain site right now

Did you do the illustrations?

John
August 4th

@Karl – Yep the illustrations are all mine

@Chris – The point of this site is a bit of light-hearted fun, as you can see from the majority of the comments, most people took it as exactly that.

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