I'm A Rockstar Ninja

The Rockstar Ninja eats regular Rockstars and Ninjas for breakfast, then ejects them after lunch. The Rockstar Ninja does not wax on or wax off, he kicks some ass.

The Rockstar Ninja does not proclaim himself a Rockstar Ninja, you will know him when you die in your sleep because he removed your margin:0 auto. The Rockstar Ninja walks among you, eating your Doritos when you aren’t looking.

The Rockstar Ninja does not see CSS, he sees blondes, brunettes, and redheads. The Rockstar Ninja does not need to clear:both, he cleared them at birth, with his left testicle.

The Rockstar Ninja can kill you with a single float.

88 Comments:

John
July 3rd

I wish I was a rockstar ninja.

Guidos
July 3rd

Rockstar ninja killed me throuh my mobile phone…. ahhhhhhh

theroyaltyclub
July 3rd

obviously you rock!!!

SelfMadeCelo
July 3rd

Hilarious. I’m speechless.

Michael Savage
July 3rd

I wish I was John.

Nito
July 3rd

You spelled Assassin wrong =p

John
July 3rd

Thanks! Fixed!

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Craig
July 3rd

Too funny

Maciej
July 3rd

I have anti-moskito net in my window, hope he can’t get into my house! I must pray a lot this night.. or use IE 9 beta alfa omega as my shield and apply human-indent:9999px, overflow:hidden css-life rules!

Audrey A. Jones
July 3rd

div.cool{
hey: what-have you started;
interest-level: pretty interested;
cool-weight: normal;
attention-align: frontcenter;
female-designer: css too;
status: bring it I like to learn;
)

Tiago
July 3rd

That should teach them a lesson! However…pirates are cooler than ninjas (or so I’ve heard).

John
July 3rd

Ah, but can they play guitars?

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- Michael Savage
  July 3rd
  
  Arggg. No matey! But we haz rrrr parrots!
- John
  July 3rd
  
  Damn, forgot about that!

Samuel Lavoie
July 3rd

Hilarous, I can haz some ninjas too ? ^_^

Mike Grace
July 3rd

2 words: FREAKING AWESOME!!!!
Can’t stop laughing. I love it when geeks speak in code. ; )

Veronica Wong
July 3rd

“The Rockstar Ninja can kill you with a single float.”

too good

Martin Chaov
July 3rd

Interesting concept I guess that the multimillion worth companies are looking for guys with your kind of testicles

Aditya Saxena
July 3rd

Hey..whats this about ? I got no clue. May be some reprimands for using css wrong ?.is it ?

James
July 3rd

Heheheh – nice. ;o)

James
July 3rd

Hmmm – trying to subscribe to RSS but fusion.google.com is timing out…

John
July 3rd

There is no RSS feed, sorry. What you see is what you get!

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PunchTheSphinx
July 3rd

Haha Brilliant!

toby powell
July 3rd

Chuck Norris eats rockstar ninjas for breakfast just after round kicking them in the face! love it!

Dan
July 3rd

Chuck Norris isn’t in movies anymore because Rockstar Ninja ended his career with the merest twitch of a finger on his iPhone screen.

toby powell
July 3rd

Chuck norris doesnt make movies anymore because he to busy dishing out roundhouse kicks to Ninjas, he also invented the iphone by fashioning it out of 4 imacs with a series of round house kicks! and then round house kicked Steve jobs in the face

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Brian Coult
July 3rd

Ahhh my mac turmoil this morning, must have been the ninja at work actually in my machine.

Lawrence
July 3rd

I didn’t know Chuck Norris could code.

It’s ‘owwhn’.

Webbo
July 3rd

I can’t compete with you, I’m only a popstar ninja!!

Adam
July 3rd

Assasin-asassout, Assasin-asassout, Assasin-asassout lol!

Funny website, I quite like the you cant touch this, did made me chuckle.

Zoltan Sebestyen
July 3rd

God bless the Rockstar Ninja and all other weird creatures out there!

Dave
July 3rd

Can’t compete, I’m just a Funk-Soul Brother

Luke Jones
July 3rd

Shit, I better liquidate before the ninja does it for me.

SMARTS
July 3rd

how does one become a Rockstar Ninja??

Brian
July 3rd

Make a website work in IE6 in accessibility mode. And enjoy it.

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- murrydan
  July 6th
  
  Wow, “make a website work in IE6 in accessibility mode. And enjoy it.” That is not rockstar ninja school, that is the training for some masochistic fetish designer.

Jamoy
July 3rd

i want to be a css ninja rockstar too, could you teach me how to play css:guitar and throw position:shurikens?

wrigs
July 3rd

you

Pixhell
July 3rd

NOU!

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Michael
July 3rd

Thanks for this moment in time brave grasshopper. Well conceived and executed.

And the encore?

Michael Savage
July 3rd

Great justice has been done!

Angela W
July 3rd

Dear Rockstar Ninja, please rid the world of all annoying wannabe web designers who still use tables. I’m counting on you to make the world a safer place to surf.

Matt Powers
July 3rd

Haha. This is fantastic. “#RockStarNinja:hover” is my favorite. And it’s obvious that no one would rather be a pirate than a ninja. Stealthy and deadly versus dirty and rambunctious? Ninja.

Brian
July 3rd

This is too funny. Rock / Karate chop on.

J. Albert Bowden II
July 3rd

Master,

Your bidding is my command. At your services…

Chris Wallace
July 3rd

I was actually thinking about building a site just like this the other day. You have stolen my only great idea ever. Thank you.

Pai Mei
July 4th

It’s the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around. No wonder you can’t do it, you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.

yordanoff
July 4th

Something like Chuck Norris in Web

Rob Mason
July 4th

Sounds like The Rockstar Ninja is a genetic experiment taking the best of Eirc Mayer, Akira Kurosawa and Chuck Norris, with a little Slash thrown in.

Pai
July 4th

beware all IE6 supporters out there, you better “display:none” or /* */ yourself.. you dont want to know what kind of overflow the ninja will caused you if he position:absolute his sword right in the “margin:0 auto” of your “z-index:0″..